'Thank god it's Monday' - Every Autowala.

Golden Words By Hitler

Golden Words By Hitler:
'If U Can't Fly, Run.
If U Can't Run, Walk.
If U Can't Walk, Crawl..
But..Keep Moving......

Me:
O To Thik hai,Par Jaana Kaha hai...

Tere naam se G lu

Ek ladka tha,
uska naam tha Gopal.
but every1 used 2 cal him "opal",y is G missing?

Ans: G is taken by Kailash Kher (tere naam se G lu)

'Wish you joyous Holi. Hope your pichkari has no wikileak!' - Manmohan Singh

when 2 couples come face to face,Girlfriends look at each other's dress & boyfriends look at each others Girlfriends.

Cheating

Girlfriend - "I cheated."
Boyfriend - "So what do u think I love u?I was also cheating u for past 2 yrs."
Girl cried & said "I was talking about exams."
Boy-: oOops !

Married Life

Aey Khuda Mere Wo Tamaam Gunha Maaf karma
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Jin Ki Wajah Se Meri Shadi Ruki Hui Hai

Note- Shadi Shuda Log "Ruki" Lafz Hataa Kar Padhe.. ;-)