Cheating

Girlfriend - "I cheated."
Boyfriend - "So what do u think I love u?I was also cheating u for past 2 yrs."
Girl cried & said "I was talking about exams."
Boy-: oOops !

Married Life

Aey Khuda Mere Wo Tamaam Gunha Maaf karma
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Jin Ki Wajah Se Meri Shadi Ruki Hui Hai

Note- Shadi Shuda Log "Ruki" Lafz Hataa Kar Padhe.. ;-)

Nice Way to Flirt

BOy; tumhare pen mian ink nae hai kya?
Girl; andhay ho kia? chal to raha hai...
Boy; acha t0 apna number to likh k dikhaO...!!!!